Friday, December 26, 2008

Laugh a little!


Did you know that laughing gets more oxygen into your bloodstream? IT TOTALLY DOES!!! And, laughter also decreases stress, boosts your immune stystem (which helps you fight off the flu!) and helps to relax your muscles!!!

SO... let's laugh a little today! Here are a few jokes (which you may or may not smile at)... if you've got a funnier one, make sure you click on the "comments" button at the bottom to share yours!


Q: Why did the lady go outside with her purse open?
A: She expected change in wheather!

Q: Why are movie stars so cool?
A: Because they have so many fans!


Q: Why did the boy put sugar under his pillow?
A: So he would have sweet dreams!

Q: Why do French people eat snails?
A: Because they don't like fast food!





Q: What did the cop say to the popsicle?
A: "Freeze!"


Q: Why did the donut go to the dentist?
A: To get a chocolate filling!


Alright--it's your turn! What's your most funny joke???


4 comments:

Anonymous said...

ok here is a good 1


Q wat did the wierd kid say to his brother?

A yummy kookies
z zz z........................yoho yo ho a kookie or 2 for me. its a kookie world after all......>? zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(i was bored so i said random things)

Anonymous said...

lol

Anonymous said...

wierd!

Anonymous said...

i have one!

Q: what did the Indian say when he threw his dog off the clif?



A: DOG GONE!